so two nights ago my room mate and i went to go pay rent. we were on our merry way home, enjoying the festive christmas lights along an empty four lane steet through a large residential area (doing the speed limit mind you) when suddenly this big ass deer randomly decides that he wants to commit suicide and that it was going to be at the expense of the front end of my jeep. what a jerk. so this guy comes flying out of nowhere and despite my efforts to stop in time, he was just too dang close. i caught his shoulder with all my left lights (they don't work any more. what's left of them). then his face smashed into the front, center of my hood where he left me some blood and teeth marks along with a nice dent, and his rear end bashed in my left fender real good and now i can only open my door about half way. and to top it all off, i no longer have a bumper or a grill. they broke off completely.
to say the least, i was pretty dang pissed off when i saw the precious pieces of the poor baby skidding down the street. not to mention the waste a beautiful white tail buck continuing to slide on down the road while leaving streaks of blood accross the lanes after the jolting collision where he tried to eat my hood in the middle of the screeching hault. this is all so very upsetting because i have to drive across the country to go home to washington in less than two weeks and i'm totally out of cash. i have to find some way to fix all this before i leave.
there is much vengeance to be had, and will be every deer season from here on in. i'm not into cruelty to animals or anything. in any other circumstances i would feel bad for the poor guy. but i'm actually kind of okay with the fact that he died slowly. i watched him kick around and bleed in the street for a few minutes before i dragged him out of the road while he slowly stopped moving.
then i took some pictures with him. at least i got a deer this season...
cost me a bit more than usuall, but i got a nice 4 by 3 white tail.